Tuesday, January 19, 2016

2016 Jan 1-15 (I Take Back What I Said)

There is no way to rank music. It's a truly impossible endeavor. Rating is easier. A thumbs up or thumbs down is also more knee-jerk. Too much contemplation went into 2014's list. It messed up the process. 

Also, no more links.* I don't want you get distracted and quit reading my amazing insights into art, existence and the universe. and everything. Hold down the invisible button on your pocket computer and speak the words 'x y', where x equals the name of the song you want to hear and y equals the artist who hath recorded said, literally, song. IOW, GIB.

Also, I'll be going full gonzo, both for the fun of it and for the sake of time. These are generally my thoughts live as I'm listening, with little editing afterwards. 


Boosie BadAzz - In My Feelings (Going Thru it)
Feature Track: Call of Duty
Rating: 5 respects!

First release of 2016. Listening to every hip-hop record on the list really slowed down the process last year, so I was not surprised to see a hip-hop release at the top of the list, but the first track Rain was hard not too listen to and feels quite cathartic. I'm going to like this one.

Track 2, Cancer features the artist laying bare his fears and anxiety over being diagnosed with cancer. Real.

His style is full of 'mangs' and 'gurrr' (for girls), and at first listen sounds lazy, but it's clear that Boosie is putting himself out there in a serious way. Although he hails form Louisiana, the feeling reminds me of the early westcoast, story-telling confessional vibe.

Warning Signs and Bad Guy hold up and start to hint at a sound more like Kid Cudi's 2014 Journey. A sound, that I that I hope catches on.

I was certain that Cancer would be the feature track from this album. But now I think it has to be Call of Duty. Boosie is all in, here. Setting the bar high for everyone else this year. This album holds up and pulls itself along. I was ready to skip every track and ended up playing the whole album through. Right to the end. If you don't feel a catch in your throat during the closing track I Know They Gone Miss Me, you ignant.

Thanks Boosie! Be proud of this one, brother!


Rachel Platten - Wildfire

Feature Track: Astronauts
Rating: 3 stars

This was hit and miss but with more hit than miss, I think. The voice is undeniable. The songs are well recorded and production is great but I think this album was a victim of someone's desire to make a '12 song record' and so they did what they had to in order to get content. This is a horrible disservice to most artist, this one especially. There is at least one powerful 5 song EP and a killer 3 song EP in here. Or a really good 8 song album. But it makes for a slightly tedious 12 song hike.

Hey Hey Hallelujah comes in at track 2 and kept me on the line. This is great because it got me to songs like Speechless, Fight Song, and Better Place.

Lone Ranger hit close to home with some of my closest guarded feelings:

Sometimes I get high, sometimes I get low
But I'm calm as can be in a room full of strangers
But oh my, don't try to get close
I'm just gonna leave 'cause baby I'm a lone ranger

The horns in the chorus of You Don't Know My Heart hit just in the right place, even though I'm not digging the song that much.

Astronauts steps into existential prose-pop in a very satisfying way. Overall, an enjoyable experience.


David Bowie
Blackstar
Feature Track: we all have our own favorites
Rating: Infinity

Of course, everyone will be talking about this. There won't be anything else to say by the time I publish this rink. My first impression was Charles Mingus meets AWOL Nation. I loved every second of it. Before he died. And especially after. I didn't even know he had cancer.


Hinds
Leave Me Alone
Feature Track: Bamboo
Rating: 5 DGNF 

These songs might be about mass castration, poignant political discourse or nothing at all. Easy to listen to. Exhilarating in spots. Sounds exactly like the cover looks. If you like Polaroids and anxiety, this is your  jam.

And you know what? Fuck. Seriously.

This is the record that came out directly after David Bowie. And I like it for it's context and continuity. These girls tune to their own freq which is the best that any of us can ever do. Let my tombstone read, "I thought this was interesting and felt compelled to write something on the internet about it"


KSI
Keep Up
Feature Track: Lambo
Rating: 5 luxury sports cars!

I don't know much about the genre and I couldn't tell you the difference between manufactured tropes and authentic sound. It all sounds good to me. In general, it psyches me up and helps me retain focus and energy.

I like the tone of this record from the start. an 'speech-to-text' female voice that in America might be described as a 'Valley-Girl' opens the record translating what appear to be facebook posts or tweets into a snide remark about how little this group cares about your (or my) criticism.

 Kilimanjaro is a driving flow punctuated with epic, angry posturing and a delivery that makes it slightly uncomfortable to listen to in casual company. This is indicative of the genre. Search out music featured on this blog and play it in public at your own risk.

Featuring the track Lambo Refuelled. Check this track out first to familiarize yourself with the focus and technical achievements these musicians are capable of.

All in all, it reminds of DMX for some reason.



Villagers
Where have you been all my life?:
Decline to Rate [Special Case]


One of the best parts of being an obviously clueless music critic is that I have no burden of necessity to frame facts and information that I literally found out seconds before slightly rewording it and putting it in this article or not having disjointed run-on sentences.

I've never heard of this band. A quick google search revealed a Pitchfork review of this album (of course, they beat me to it). I couldn't help but catch a glance at their rating. They say 7.5. This is akin to glancing your neighbor's hand in gin. Now I know that I should at least be "digging it".

The same pitch-fork article informed me that this was a re-recording of some songs from last year. They seemed to think this was acceptable for this particular band. I've never heard any of these songs. They have the sort of vulnerability that's become popular since that band with the bass drum and acoustic instruments got real popular a while ago.

They get really quiet, they get really loud. Not afraid to cry, not afraid to yell. Vulnerable yet Vigorous. I should probably go listen to the originals.  I quickly scanned Darling Arithmetic and {Awayland} (where most of these songs seem to come from). This reveals a band with a great sense of momentum and gorgeous harmonies produced with the most minute of subversive mixing & arranging techniques.

On first glance, 2013's {Awayland} seems to be the record I would like the most. I like the songs better on their original releases than this re-recorded release. I look forward to a studio record from this band now that I'm aware of them.


Anderson .Paak

Malibu
Feature Track: The Season
Deep Cut: Silicon Valley
Rating: 5 Please let the whole year be like thises.


So far 2016 has been off to a much more enjoyable start than 2014. I'm a sucker for smoothly delivered, soulful, inspirational shit. This is that honest dank. The grooves feel like Florida looks on the back of a postcard. Not the side with the glossy picture of sunrise or a weird 80's Kodak shot of some supposedly relevant buildings.

This record sounds like the back of a post-card. Where people might write something personal. In this case, it is the kind of postcard that makes one post the writing side of the post-card on the wall instead of the picture side.

It took until track 3 before the explicit rating really kicked in. This track is great, but it brings out one of the things that puzzles me about many artists. This song is packed with not only amazing delivery and chill beats. It also contains well constructed lyrics that feel more like story-telling than bravado.

And I can do anything but move backwards / 
The hardest thing is to keep from being distracted / My big sister still claim me on them taxes / Tell Uncle Sam I just need a second to add this / Gave my momma ten racks / And she packed and went to Chumash with it / Could triple the worth and give me half of it / Half of it I took in the back of the air mattress / A quarter stash was stashed in a box with the Air Maxs'
Whether this is a real story or not, it is riveting.  What immediately follows is no less engaging and concludes with a sufficient punch-line. And while reading the following lyrics might seem funny or novel when reading them silently in your head, the delivery makes this decidedly not a work place friendly song.


The rest got lost in Saks with my wifey, no BM / Whack niggas dropping links in my DM / Bad bitches up and down a nigga TM / I'm glad that you finally made it to the future but you're late / And the price is through the muthafuckin' roof / If you want you could wait outside the building / I ain't takin' no more meetings
The rest of the song goes on with even more to the story. Music like this is difficult to process because I know it is not geared towards me, but I like it. And the reasons I like it are impossible to explain to anyone else who doesn't like this, which would be many people that I know. So the discussion as to the actual artistic merits of this type of music and art is often left up to only those who are incapable or unwilling to recognize the meanings. This is powerful music.

Daughter
Not To Dissapear
Feature Track: Numbers
Deep Cut: Made of Stone
Rating: 5 Thank-yous! 

Started out sounding like a 9 hour youtube video of a chakra tone. Mellow, building music. Pleasant female voices with a lot of ethereal oohing and ahhing going on in the background paired with resonating pad synths.

Then I'll take my clothes off

And I'll walk around
Because it's so nice outside
And I like the way the sun feels
The vocals are present, naked sounding and crisp. I say "naked sounding" because of the way that they sit on top of the backing tracks which obscures whatever masterful engineering processing is going on to levitate the vocals out.

Doing the Right Thing is a great example of why this sound works so well for both meditation and energy/focus listening session. Part of the sound is derived from the crushed "lo-fi" sound of the backing tracks contrasted with the more "hi-fi" presentation of the vocals. The clear mid-range and high sounds (bells/chimes/synth?) also help with "enveloping" effect.  This track builds to a great noise/misanthropic/entropic outro highlighting all the glories of the instrumental bed mentioned above.


Daz-n-Snoop

CUZZNZ
Feature Track: 
Marijuana Blounts!

I've always been a big fan of snoop. He is almost 70 years old and he still sounds like the same bad ass dog-pounder from when I was 10. Which means he was 50 when he released Doggystyle. I had no idea.

Someone just walked in the room that would not find Snoop Dogg ironic or enjoyable, so I turned it off. I probably won't listen to the rest of it. It sounds just like Snoop Dogg got with another capable rapper (Daz Dilly) and made a pretty smooth record. If you like Snoop, this will not disappoint. It sounds a bit out of time in that the flows are largely absent of the tricks and styles seen in a lot of popular hip-hop today. This gives it an archaic, stilted feel... with anyone except for the D-O-double-G.



Hank Williams Jr.
It's About Time
Feature Track: Born To Boogie (ft. Brantley Gilbert, Justin Moore, Brad Paisley, Michael J. Fox, Gnarls Barkley and The Rock) 
New Rule: re-recordings get a pass unless I am familiar enough with the originals to care, and then I probably won't like it, so I doubt anything will get written anyway. That being said. This was one of my favorite songs when I was a kid. I remember the first time I heard it was directly after Casey Kasum's voice as it premiered on the Top 40. I think it might have come on Sundays. I remember hearing it every week and this song was one of the first songs on the radio that got my attention. I was 7 or 8.  By this point I had figured out the format of the show and liked following the path of the different songs. I listened and waited to hear where that song was going to go. Each show, the anticipation built as it's place in the chart last week passed. It made it all the way to Number 1! I don't remember if I shared my excitement with anyone else in the car, but I was elated. He won! And then the song stayed there for awhile. This album also helped him become one of only a few artists to be charted for 6 decades straight. At this point, he is clearly leaning on CeeLo though. 

Panic! At The Disco
Death Of A Bachelor
Featured track: Crazy=Genius
Rating: 4 Stars

Out of the gate, this album carries itself through your mind. Driving pop, of course, that sounds great in almost any environment but also contains enough sonic risks to appeal to not-too-cynical-yet music fans.  I'm not familiar with the rest of this really famous band's discography, but this could, very well be one of their best albums.

While it loses some steam at the very end, the whole album holds together and plays through very nicely. In a time where many artist are filling out what should be 3 song EPs into 10 songs shit-albums, it is nice to see 11 songs that are, for the most part fun and engaging to listen to.

The preponderance of blatant pop production/arrangement tropes is the only thing that kept this from a a top rating.


Show of Hands
The Long Way Home
Feature Track: Hallow's Eve
Deep Cut: Virginia
Rating: 3.5 Old Fiddles

It's a Irishey folk-ballad album called The Long Way Home. The cover features an HDR cinematic shot of what I assume are the two musicians that comprise this band. It looks like it could be a screen cap from Australia. The music, gratefully, is not polished at all. It sound just like these guys sat down and recorded a few songs and drank some beers.

If you like how it sounds at the beginning, you will like the whole thing. I know what you're thinking, 43 minutes is too long to listen to calming folk music. But surprisingly, this record was over before I realized it. I had to double check to make sure spottily wasn't on shuffle. Very well done Gentlemen, very well done!

Editors Note: 
Because it doesn't matter if people don't read this once a week or once a year, I'm going to try and post these as I finish a week's worth of listening. Now you can see exactly how far behind I am!

*Except for Easter Eggs. 

Thursday, December 31, 2015

I knew it was impossible when I started

I knew it was impossible when I started. But it got me through the last 18 months. And I needed that. I'm going to try again, in ernest this year. I think it's still impossible, but not improbable that I can ultimately succeed in listening to, reacting and subjectively ranking all the music of a given year.

It will have to be attempted on an every other year basis, this much I am still convinced. 

I have given a lot of thought to the structure of 2016's journey.

Guidelines that will be carried over:

1) If I can't find the music on Spotify, Youtube, Bandcamp or Soundcloud, I will not spend any energy tracking it down.
2) The fewer hits a band has on youtube/spotify the more preference they get in my ranking system, once I'm "hooked".

New Guidelines: 

3) I will be more liberal with the skip-10-seconds button
4) I will only allow an album to hook me within the first 3 songs instead of 5
5) I will be less strict regarding listening to the entire album once hooked. 

As with last year I will be attempting to as objectively as possible observe my subjective reactions to the various music I encounter throughout 2016. I will then attempt to document as well as I can, which of that music I "liked" the most. I will attempt to put a list of less than 100 albums together by the end of the following year complete with boring, self-analytical, bullshit criticism of other people's art that I do, apparently, have the audacity to rank in terms of my own personal self-satisfaction. 

I am not a writer or blogger by passion or intent, so I have no sense of routine or drive that involves making sure I finish this series. Not that I am expecting any mass uprising at the sudden and effective end of 2014's journey. WTH do you have against run on sentences as long as they logically add up to a complete thought? 

I did listen to some music in 2015 and have a few of my favorite songs saved to a spotify playlist. Check it out HERE!

For the morbidly curious, here is what was left of 2014 that I never got around to writing about. I've linked to each album where possible. Everyone have a safe and happy New Year!

41. Temples - Sun Structues
*39. Ema - The future's Void
38. Maximo Park - Too Much Information
37. Hardworking Americans - Hardworking Americans
*36. The New Medicants - Into the Lime
35. Christina Perri - Head or Heart
34. Kevin Seconds - Off Stockton
33. Dell The Funky Homosapien - Iller Then Most
32. Mogwai - Rave Tapes
31. Dave Barnes - Golden Days
30. Dum Dum Girls - Too True
29. Within Temptation - Hydra
27. Issues - Issues
26. Fairweather - Fairweather
*25. The Fray - Helios
24. Step Brothers - Lord Steppington
23. Ice Nine Kills - The Predator has Become the Prey
*22. Raimundos - Cantigas de Roda
21. Periphery - Clear
20. AJ Croce - 12 tales
18. Young the Giant - Mind over Matter
17. Arthur Beatrice - Working Out
16. Correspondents - Puppet Loosely Strung
15. Of Mice and Men - Restoring Force
14. Blood Red Shoes - Blood Red Shoes
**13. Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra - Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light On Everything
12. St. Vincent - St. Vincent
11. 2NE1 - CRUSH
10. Bass Nectar - Noise vs. Beauty
09. Lawrence Arms - Metropole
08. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Wanderlust
07. Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
06. Calle 13 - MultiViral
**05. La Dispute - Rooms of the House
**04. JonWayne - Cassette on Vinyl
**03. Phantogram - Voices
02. Cloud Nothings - Here and Nowhere Else
01. Rick Ross

*check this out
** dude, seriously, give this one a chance

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Demons, Drag Queens & Danes

44. Demon Hunter - Extremist


The opening track, titled Death vibrates that frequency at the back of the pituitary. The one that releases epinephrine.

Truly, I was expecting death-core grind-fest 666 hell-on-earth music. Brace yourself. It's only kind of like that. I think.

Heavy and Hooky. Not afraid to be very pop-friendly while still maintaining a suitable amount of heavy imagery and brutal sound engineering.

In fact, fun surprise. I just looked up the Wikipedia to see who engineered/mixed this beauty. Turns out it was Zeuss. And it is a Christian Metal Band. Wow. That is one genre that I can truly say I normally discount before even hearing it.

So there you go, Do Christian-Metal-Kids already talk about this band as if they sold out? The last half of the album starts to sound a bit too "icky" for my likes, but the production and performances alone make this worth listening to. I'm going to check out the rest of Zeuss' catalouge.

If you are an actual Satan-Worshiping death-core listener, I believe it would be possible to slip Death into your ipod and none, but the most hard-core Hard-Cores would know the difference. However, by the time the album finishes playing out, I remember why I instinctively judge Christian Hard-Core.

Check out this video for Death and you will not see some straight-edge kids in skinny jeans shrieking into a mic. You will see what you see.

I'm not your gateway
I'm not your prodigal son
I am the vile lesser-than
Just who do you think I am?

I'm not your standard
I'm not your vision divine
I am no sacrificial lamb
Just who do you think I am?

I am death
It's worth watching this lyric video for Artificial Light as well. In between the invasive death-kiks and actual guitar shredding there is a call for reform and and action. A yearning of devoted worshipers with scant few teachers to show them the way.

43. RuPaul - Born Naked

In many ways, this is also an experiment in honesty. I'm very curious as to why some collections of sounds produce a certain physiological and physiological result and others do not.

I logged my reactions to these albums as I listened to them. While I would never listen to this in any situation that I can possible imagine outside of this blog, it represents a great moment to try and dissect what the hell I am actually trying to accomplish here. What is it about this record that would make me put it on this list, knowing that I was going to have to try and defend it later?

This album has great bass sounds. Even with small speakers, there is a definitely thump. I know it is characteristic of this type of music to have that thump and I also realize that there is basically a scientific formula for achieving it along with millions of plug-ins to do it "Automagically!®". But one could also say that all painters have access to the color red so what makes Picasso's red better than another artist's red? 

I realize I've just compared RuPaul to Picasso. Hey look over there! (NSFW)

  
42. ꜛ20. MØ - No Mythologies To Follow

Shit. I should have saved the Picasso reference for this album. Scandinavian pop music. Some would say that it has always been great. I might be one of those people. The first CD I every owned was Ace of Bass. Hasn't there been a seemingly endless parade of Scandinavian pop ever after? One might even be able to argue that the combined influence of Scandinavian songwriters rivals that of the Beatles or entire genres, such as "Techno". Wait, that's Swedish? OK, got it. All music comes from Sweden or Denmark, apparently.

Each song paints a picture dripping with emotion and authenticity. Never Want to Know has a nice 50's groove that is perfectly tainted with some fancy new 21st century production techniques. The whole record is a great study in solid changes and confident pacing.

I believe this is a break-up record. And is among the best I've heard. As I'm writing this and listening over the tracks again, I believe that I ranked this way too low. This should be a top 20 album.

Upon my first listen, I was a little turned off the seeming derivative nature of the style. Perhaps I only have room in my heart for Adele. Lorde snuck in there somehow for a moment, but is gone now.

However listening again, I hear a vulnerability and rawness that is much different than the reigning Queens of pop. When Adele is the most popular and highest selling artist of the last 10 years, one can expect to have many imitators. But what Adele brings to the table is impossible to imitate. MØ is a serious contender because she is not imitating, she is exploring her own unique frequency.

I'm making an executive decision. I'm moving This album to #20 and switching it out for the current album in that spot. Check this Album out and let me know if it seems like a fair swap!



 Bonus 42. AJ Croce - Twelve Tales

Jim Croce's son. This album was at #20 previous to my blogprovisation above. 

A classic sounding record by a classic songwriter. Lyrics are clever and meaningful. The production is clear and clean. If you aren't into folky Americana Pop, this won't convert you. If you are, add this to your collection. When someone complains that no one makes music like they used to. Put on Tarnished and Shining and tell them to shut the hell up and go buy an AJ Croce record.


Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Some Bands Just Don't Realize That Full Color Album Covers Are Passé.

47. Dead Fathers - Dead

HipPop. Very poppy hip-hop.

Track 2, Just Another Bullet exhibits a sophistication of rare caliber. It may sound strange at first, but it sits right in a sweet spot that so far I've only heard UK artist occupy.

If you haven't heard that groove before, start with something accessible like The Streets.

Add to that the combination of influences in a group consisting of African and Brit-hop influences and to this tin 'murcin e'r it sounds new and coherent.  Solemnly angry and indignant, but coherent. Disclaimer: This band is not from the UK. They are Scottish. So, coherent and Scottish were just mentioned in the same paragraph. There you go.

Not the lyrics, of course, which are peppered with cross-continental slang and colloquial references. But, you know, the general vibe is coherent. The breakdown in Am I Not Your Boy starting around 1:10 on the record version is perfect and settles out to a beautiful outro. Here is a link to a long version of this song. Worth watching because it's live.

46. Augustines - Augustines

Now would be a good time to mention that Bruce Springteen's High Hopes was on this list for a long time, not only for the singular power of The Ghost of Tom Joad, but the overall strength of the material in general.


Unfortunately, it seemed to me that too many up and comers were really doing Springsteen better than Springsteen. He got booted. This band was the nail in the coffin.


Not only am I huge fan of self-titled debut albums, but their choice in logo design is brilliantly devious with it's subtle nod to contemporary aesthetic attitudes while also embracing asymmetry and imbalance. I hope that is the band on the cover, because those guys look cool as fuck.

45. Wild Beasts - Present Tense

An album named after one of the best Pearl Jam songs of all time? Automatically on the list. Did I mention my selection process was rigorous?

But honestly, get with it. Check out this live version of track 1, Wanderlust. It must be hard to sing a song where one of the main hooks is a word you can't say on TV.  #lol @ that.

Am I alone in this developing fondness of euro-poppy operatic vocals thing that I'm starting to hear more of? A band like this must be at least tangentially inspired by David Lynch.

The gated, crushed up bass snips that surface about midway through Sweet Spot are divine in their incompleteness and context.

What do you think about this song? First, listen to it. Then look up the lyrics. Solve the puzzle and you will discover one of the reasons this band deserves some consideration. Are they extremely sensitive? Poignantly witty? A little of both? None of either? Placido Domingo?

Also, for your consideration. A one-legged flamingo.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Nothing left to lose

I know that some of you out there are hoping that this is satire. But it is not. I'm sorry. These albums exist on this list because they survived a rigorous process of internal dialogue and honest, objective observation of my own feelings and emotions while hearing and listening to each of them the first time through.

Many records got knocked off of this list and who is to say that if I had made it past the month of April, things wouldn't have turned out differently. However we got here, say hello and congratulations to the class of  48-50!


50. Katy B Little Red


Commit yourself to listening to a Euro Club/Dance Record. Skip the first track. On 5AM. Listen to the noises. The crunchy synths sit nice and cozy with what sounds like someone's drunk boyfriend's cat playing an organ.

I wish I could think of someway to rationalize this being on the list. But I can't. And if I take it off now, it will mess up the ordering of the ones I've already posted. So, it's going to stay.

I was afraid of this happening. I know what comes after this and I'm terrified. There's nothing to write.

Check out this Vevo video on Youtube for a great song from this album. Still is a real gem that shines out. Seriously, check out the song. I'm pretty sure the emotional attachment I formed to this one song made me think that listening to the entire rest of the album was worth keeping it on the list. That's saying a lot, I know. But if you think about it, it makes sense.

49 Monte Pittman The Power of Three

Dude. Metal. Pure aggression of progression. A little Alice in Chains, here. A sprinkling of Megadeth, there. 

Meticulous and driving. Classic power shredding provides a foundation for subversive rhythm effects with Ozzie like vocals describes the opening track Dark Horse

If you don't like metal. It won't turn you. If you do like metal, you'll probably think it's lame. It's a lose-lose to share this information with you. 

Bonzai!



48 The Crystal Method The Crystal Method

One of the more interesting things I discovered while embarking on this journey was that The Crystal Method is still releasing new material. I think. 

Someone may correct me and it turns out this is just a "remix" of their old remixes(?). What the hell is going on around here? 

I sincerely am loving this record.  The opening song is called Emulator. It's a bunch of squiggly sounds and a guy saying 'yeah'. 

Track 2 is called Over It and it features a lot of ASMR and more than one word in the verse. Listen on headphones. This entire record is really listenable even if you aren't whacked out on X standing sneaker deep in glow-sticks and popcorn. I think the average listener could benefit from this record while jogging, vacuuming or playing old atari games. If you like the glitchy stuff check out the next track Sling the Decks.